I’m sick and tired of those little chunks of dirt you feed me twice a day.
I don’t care what the books tell you. I CAN taste food and it won’t make me any fatter than you, @ss#ol&.
When you leave this house, I do NOT care. I will jump onto these counters and eat anything you mistakingly leave out. It’s worth any wrath you could possibly dish out. I’m so sick of eating that tasteless crap… every… single… day.
All of you… constantly talking about this dish or that dish… in this fancy kitchen. I eat out of a bowl in the BATHROOM… from food that comes in 45 pound BAGS.
AM I a part of this family or not? Huh?!
I am NOT an animal.
– Sesto
