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we are not alone

I lift the seat, he’s there. I put him outside in the yard, he comes back. Three times now (in a week).

He’s gotta be the same one, right?

legacy

Sam Adams headstone in the Granary Burying Ground (d. 1803) overlooking the future.

inferiority

Complex.

details

I love uncommon notes like these…

“… enjoy chilled with discerning friends or good-looking strangers.”

The 8.5%… be careful with that.

flanimals

Too wonderful…

(hmmmmm… pickle flop?)

They’re from Ricky Gervais (The Office). When you’re finished reading below, enjoy this minute-and-a-half of Gervais talking about his new pop-UP book (I’m forever speaking with an English accent. In fact, I’m doing it now. Do you like it? Do you?).

I bought the original book and Flaminals of the Deep. My kids love them. Pop-UP releases tomorrow.

(thank God it’s Smonday)

enthusiasm

I got this little 212 guy at an event last Spring and gave it to the boys.

They made the best of it. Pure joy.

(the real excitement begins around .48)

TGIS

(thank God it’s Smonday)

humility

That’s the Spaniard out there (cleaning up). Perhaps it’s a little payback.

here’s the deal

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I’m sick and tired of those little chunks of dirt you feed me twice a day.

I don’t care what the books tell you. I CAN taste food and it won’t make me any fatter than you, @ss#ol&.

When you leave this house, I do NOT care. I will jump onto these counters and eat anything you mistakingly leave out. It’s worth any wrath you could possibly dish out. I’m so sick of eating that tasteless crap… every… single… day.

All of you… constantly talking about this dish or that dish… in this fancy kitchen. I eat out of a bowl in the BATHROOM… from food that comes in 45 pound BAGS.

AM I a part of this family or not? Huh?!

I am NOT an animal.

– Sesto